Category: Restaurants (PDX)

Produce Row

April 30, 2018

BRUNCH Hey Brunch Babes! I got the chance to eat at Produce Row for what they call – Beats and Brunch. This happens every Sunday from 10a-2p where a DJ plays some upbeat tunes while serving up some scrumptious dishes. I am not going to rate the service or wait but I am able to […]



April 25, 2018

MCDONALDS Hey Babes, how are your beautiful faces doing? Everyone keeps asking how the new fresh beef patties are at Micky Ds so I am writing to finally tell y’all! I was given the opportunity to visit a local McDonalds and oh, em, gee. When the hell did they get so nice?!?! Club McDonalds, I […]


Lo Bar

April 15, 2018

Lo Bar Service Lo Bar is located within the Hi-Lo hotel so when I received the opportunity to stay here, I definitely had to give it a try. I want to note that this is first and foremost a bar. They do have a formal, sit down restaurant (Alto Bajo) but the Lo Bar serves […]


Proud Mary USA

BRUNCH Service – 3.75 Proud Mary’s is an Australian brand, opening their first location here! Everyone who works here is young, and Australian! You may think I am joking but I’m not. Most of the workers here have an Australian accent an it’s so fitting. My server was a young girl who was friendly but […]


Bar Casa Vale

DINNER Service – 4 I came here for a friends-giving get together so my ratings are going to be a little modified. Once I entered I was greeted right away and walked straight to the bar to get myself some wine. The bartender was very knowledgeable in regards to drinks. Trust me, some of my […]


Rock the DURoC- Chefs Table

DINNER I was at an awesome event tonight, guys. I got the chance to finally try Lechon and let me tell you, YYYAAASSS honey! This was a closed, private event so I can’t rate on wait, or service. This was a Smithfield Chef Table event which provided DURoC pork so EVERYTHING served was pork. This […]


Smokehouse Tavern – Taco Tuesday

TACO TUESDAY Service – 4 Restaurants are having customers handle their own service more and more these days. To order drinks or food, you order at the bar which eliminates a host (possibly a bitchy host). Water jugs are at the table which eliminates being neglected when thirsty. You might think that takes out most […]


Cheese & Crack

SNACK- Soft Serve Service – I’m basing this solely on their soft serve, not their cheese or charcuterie. Funny that a cheese place has some popular soft serve. Guess this would fall under the “crack” option. Some crack with a side of chocolate ganache pleaseeee! The service when just ordering a soft serve is hard […]



BRUNCH Service – 4 Our server was super tentative and I love that. I told you guys, I love being waited on, who doesn’t?! If you say you don’t, bye because that’s a lie. Especially during brunch, I usually brunch when I’m catching up with someone and in this case, I was catching up with […]


Cloud City Ice Cream

SNACK- ICE CREAM Service– 4.25 The girls at Cloud City were all so nice! Since it’s National Ice Cream day, they were pretty busy giving out samples and what not. They saw me waiting and let me know they would be with me soon. Acknowledgement, even the slightest, makes the difference between good and great. […]