Welcome to my recipe portion! Am I going to give you a background of why I started cooking? Fuck no. Am I going to give a long ass story before getting to the part that you’re all looking for? Fuck no. Am I going to post pics? Probably fucking not. Let’s get started.

I typically cook for 2 + leftovers. I would block out an hour of time to make this. The prep is what takes the longest.

INGREDIENTS:

  • -2 cups of cooked rice (day old)
  • -4 tbs of unsalted butter (3 + 1)
  • -1/2 small yellow onion – diced
  • -1 + 1/4 cup of kimchi – chopped. I use the cabbage version of kimchi.
  • -3 tbs of kimchi juice (less is fine)
  • -1/3 spam can- diced
  • -2 1/2 tsp of soy sauce
  • -1 tsp of sesame oil
  • -2 eggs – beat ittt, just beat ittt
  • -1 tbs of oil (canola or vegetable)
  • -Salt to taste
  • -egg – fry over easy to add on top (optional)

DIRECTIONS:

  1. 1) Mix together the soy sauce and sesame oil and set aside.
  2. 2) In a non-stick pan, bring to a medium heat and melt 3 tbs of butter.
  3. 3) Add in the onions and stir until the onion start to become translucent (wilted).
  4. 4) Add in kimchi + kimchi juice and turn the heat up-to high.
  5. 5) Add in spam and cook for about 5 minutes.
  6. 6) Add in the rice and break it up to mix easily mix.
  7. 7) Bring the heat back down to medium and add in the soy sauce/sesame oil mix.
    1. a) Feel free to add more soy sauce or kimchi juice for taste
  8. 8) Move the rice to the side and add in the oil + the beaten eggs.
  9. 9) Stir the eggs so they start to scramble and fold the rice back over the eggs.
  10. 10) Add in the other 1 tbs of butter and mix together one last time.
  11. 11) Serve with the fried egg, sesame seeds, nori, additional kimchi, fried shallots, chili oil or whatever your hear desires!

Try this out for yourselves, Babes!